who came up with zadf
look at these guys
clearly they are each filled with NOTHING but VIOLENT HATRED AND DISTASTE for each other
they are not cute and they would not make cute friends
they do not enjoy each other
they cant be civil to each other
THEY ARE NOT CUTE FRENEMIES
THEY’RE PARAGONS OF ANGST OKAY
NEVER EVER EVER FRIENDS NEVER EVER ever
no really
why is it always ‘zim attempts suicide/goes on a dedicated revenge mission/has a profound life change/has a relationship with dib or gaz or tak or gir or whoever’ and not
‘zim eats ice cream until he pukes into gir’s head cavity/calls prisoner 777 just to blubber incoherently/shows up in dib’s bedroom in the middle of the night and sits there on the bed sobbing until dib throws him out the window/has a midlife crisis and decides he’s going to go to human college for basket weaving only to realize NO WAIT, THAT’S DUMB and go home for more cries/sobs at the Tallest until they get really uncomfortable and hang up/tries to get gir to teach him how to be happy, it doesn’t work/puts down roots in the couch a la mopiness of room/CRIES/goes crawling back to sizz lorr and works at schloogorgh’s for a while before realizing NO WAIT I STILL HATE IT and blowing up the building/leaves class in the middle of the skool day saying ‘life is pain’/CRIES SOME MORE/starts a blog/c r i e s/becomes a hobo’
(Source: invaderzimgifs)
Irken Romance. Educate Yourself. by courageconfetti
Rated: T+
Summary:“I’m an alien, Dib. You didn’t really think that Irken definitions of romance would be the same as your pathetic human courtship rituals, did you?”
a.k.a. In which Zim is in hate with Dib and doesn’t understand why it’s not okay to want to make out with your arch-nemesis.

“Oh my gosh, you’re so squishy! And your voice is so squeaky! I’m going to knit you a sweater, and make you cookies, and your cute dog can go on play dates with Waddles, and we’re going to be BEST FRIENDS! Maybe mooooore.”
“You really don’t have to do that.”
“I know! That’s what makes me so nice!!!”
“GIR! Defensive mode!”
oh my gosh i never noticed this
apparently gir doesn’t have a defensive mode

OH MY GOD IT’S PARANORMAL SUMMER CAMP GUYS CAMPFIRE SONGS DIB YOU HAVE TO SING.
But seriously gaylienz mentioned that I TOTALLY FORGOT DIB when it came to adorable Paranormal cartoon children. So I tried drawing him and remembered, oh yeah, I’ve been trying to draw Dib for 6 years and have continuously sucked at drawing him. So I messed with how to draw him and stuff. I gave a Gravity Falls flair to it. And probably a lot of my own screwing around.
And then I put some Raz in there, and SOME PHINEAS AND FERB. YEAHYUH. Which I imagine end up having a heck of a lot of fun in GF once they get to know…the…local populace.